Unfortunately, I have received no humiliating epithets via email. This is most likely because no one reads this and no one cares. OK, I can accept that, I still have my Mom, my wife, and Mr. Anon. Its not the quantity, its the quality. But actually I have a 4th reader and new participant in the great Antelope weight humiliation challenge: Jeffey!
|Oh my God, can you believe the size of my ass?|
OMG. It is amazing that he was able to pull that fat ass to Homer and back on Saturday's WBL and come in with the group. Jeffey has defined his target cheetah weight:
So Jeffey needs your help. Please humiliate him on sight and on this site. Now I know that you might have noticed something like, hey Antelope dude, Jeffey is only an inch or two shorter than you and he is already 24 pounds lighter. Well, actually Jeffey is 5'2"--he has optical illusion cycling shoes that make him look taller, so trust me his is really a fat ass and we need to help this poor schlub lose weight.
Toughen up, Jeffey, put down that pie. You're embarrassing us.
Anyone else ready to join the challenge?